I am Wiccan, as you will have noticed if you read my Religious avatars comments (Lol). I am not a devil-worshipper, I believe in neither the existence of Satan or Hell. So it's no use telling me I'm going to Hell, and Hell is part of Christianity anyway. I read the Twilight books (Edward Cullen: Dammit, why aren't you real?) . Sorry, I had to slip that in, *smile*. I listen to My Chemical Romance and Evanescence as derivible from my username and also like Paramore, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, Rihanna (I know! I apologise already!), Katy Perry, the Ting Tings (same goes for these), Ancafe and Linkin Park.
Glogsters see the bottom.
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THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF GERARD WAY
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the bats of hell
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF FRANK IERO
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF MIKEY WAY
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF BOB BRYAR
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thy equal
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF RAY TORO
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF THE BLACK PARADE
1. Thou Shalt Accept Death As It Comes
2. Thou Shalt Sing And March Without Question
3. Thou Shalt Face Fear And Regret
4. Thou Shalt Let Go Of Your Dreams
5. Thou Shalt Give Blood
6. Thou Shalt Fear Thy Sins
7. Thou Shalt Protect Thy Brothers In Arms
8. Thou Shalt Darken Thy Clothes
9. Thou Shalt Not Walk This World Alone
10. THOU SHALT CARRY ON!!!
Gerard Way Puts The 'Laughter' In 'Manslaughter'.
Mikey Way Can Slam Revolving Doors.
The Chief Export Of Frank Iero Is Pain.
Mikey Way Counted To Infinity...Twice.
Frank Iero Can Divide By Zero.
The Grass Is Always Greener On The Other Side. Unless Gerard Way Has Been There, Then It's Soaked With Tears And Blood.
The Frank Iero Once Visited The Virgin Islands. They Are Now The Islands.
Gerard Way Sleeps With A NightLight. Not Because Gerard Way Is Afraid Of The Dark, But Because The Dark Is Afraid Of Gerard Way.
Mikey Way Is The Reason Waldo Is Hiding.
A Tsunami Is Water Running Away From Bob Bryar.
Bob Bryar Doesn't Get Brain Freeze. Slurpees Know When To Back The Fuck Off.
Bob Bryar Doesn't Teabag The Ladies. He Potato-Sacks Them.
Mikey Way Can Speak Braille.
Frank Iero Jacks Off To Monster Trucks.
Jeeves Asks Ray Toro.
If The Bob Bryar Is Late, Time Better Slow The Fuck Down.
Geico Saved 15% A Year By Switching To Gerard Way.
Ray Toro Went Back In Time And Stopped The JFK Assination By Catching The Bullet In Mid-Air. JFK's Head Just Exploded In Sheer Amazement.
Gerard Way Has To Sort His Laundry Into Three Loads:
Darks, Whites, And Bloodstains.
Jesus Walked On Water. Gerard Way Walked On Jesus.
When Frank Iero Gives You The Finger, He's Telling You How Many Seconds You Have Left To Live.
Gerard Way Doesn't Use Pick-Up Lines, He simply Says "Now."
Mikey Way Is Like A Tsunami. If You Can See Him Coming, It's Already Too Late.
Bob Bryar Ate The Stay Puff Marshmallow Man.
Ray Toro Didn't Vote For Pedro. He Deported Him.
When God Said, "Let There Be Light", Gerard Way Said, "Say Please."
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type 'Frank Iero' into Google and hit 'I'm feeling lucky'
MCR QUOTES:
GERARD WAY:
"The Black Parade is a big middle finger to the world."
"Know that when you say "MCR saved my life," the feeling is mutual."
"Alright Donnington! I know something you don't... and that is... I'm not wearing any underwear."
"We want you to live. We want to save your lives. You saved ours. We never want to let a single thing hurt any of you. And you should all know.. if you support us.. you are not a cult. You are a fucking ARMY."
"If you come to a MCR show, you're probably a little fucked up. That's OK. We're just as fucked up as you."
"If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway."
"Surrounding myself with fans makes me feel like I'm not going through it alone."
"The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell."
"When I was writing it, I was remembering how hard it was to be a 16-year-old in high school. I always wanted to be an artist, so I was this loner kid who just got drunk all the time. I only had one real friend. There was a girl I really liked, and she ended up taking really sleazy photographs with her boyfriend, and that really crushed me, I was just swimming in this pit of despair, jealousy and alcoholism."
"It erases everything I hate about myself. Nothing can hurt me. I feel completely invincible. I feel like everyone else on that stage is invincible and we're capable of anything. There's no stopping us."
"I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too."
"When you are kissing a guy with a beard, it's different."
"I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay... it's popular."
"I'm sick of seeing my face, but I'm allowed to be sick of seeing my face because it's MY fucking face!"
"What I Like about The Sims is that I don't have a normal life at all, so I play this game where these people have these really boring, mundane lives. It's fun. My Sims family is called the Cholly family. I don't know why I picked that name; it's kind of random. The teenage daughter is my favourite, because I just had her go through this Goth phase. She's really kind of nerdy and she just became a concert violinist, which is pretty huge for the family. And she got into private school. But she started wearing black lipstick and she dyed her hair purple. It's pretty huge."
"I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously...you know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...HA! I looked hot as a chick!"
"Craziest thing that ever happened to me was being attacked by a black bird. It pecked the shit out of my head. We were at this hotel called The Phoenix in San Francisco. We were leaving to go to a show the next morning and the bird just fuckin' attacked my head. And the next day Slipknot were there, they were coming in as we were leaving, and they got attacked by birds too."
"Yeah, obviously we use vampires as a metaphor for something else, something deeper than just the supernatural. But there's just something about the bloodsucking walking dead, that can say so much to people. There are really so many people trying to get control over you on a daily basis and steal your soul in some way, take a part of you..."
"I'm a fucking cupcake!"
"We steal each others make-up. It's like a couple of bitches fighting over a hair dryer."
"It's okay to be messed up coz there are five dudes that are just as messed up as you, and we overcome that to do what we do."
“We want to thank the fans from the bottom of our black litter hearts!”
“A sock. I don’t need this. You can have it back now.”
“You are very bad and that… is very good.”
“I’m Gerard Way and I’m here to steal your boyfriend.”
"So many people treat you like a kid that you might as well act like one and throw the television out the hotel window."
"We want you to live. We want to save your lives. You saved ours. We never want to let a single thing hurt any of you. And you should all know.. if you support us.. you are not a cult. You are a fucking ARMY."
"I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude."
"I don't understand this cutesy front man tag I've been given. I just thought people liked me because I'm a crazy asshole."
"Yeah, Frank is pretty sexy. We're all kinda sexy. Our fans definitely are."
"Hey girls you’re beautiful.
Don’t look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise. That’s all.
Don’t let anyone tell you you’re not good enough. You’re too good
Love your family with all your heart and listen to it.
You’re gorgeous. Whatever If you’re a size 3 or 14.
It doesn’t matter what do you look like on the outside as long as you’re a good person.
As long as you respect the others.
I know it’s been told hundreds of times.
But it’s true.
Hey girls, you’re beautiful.”
"You're going to come across a lot of shitty bands and a lot of shitty people. And if any one of those people call you names because of what you look like or because they don't accept you, I want you to look right at that motherfucker, stick up your middle finger and scream FUCK YOU!!!"
"Are you on our side and you want to be different, or are you on that side and you want to throw a football at my head?"
“I am the lord of the wicket”
"You Can Beat Us, You Can Burn Us, You Can Break Us, You Can Drown Us, You Can Poison Us, But WE WILL NOT STOP."
"Go fuck a whale."
"Be yourself, don't take anyones shit and never let them take you alive!"
“We like to Kidnap them in a van, and leave them somewhere dangerous. That’s a... SURPRISE!”
"If you for one minute think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band? You wore their shirt and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about."
“It tastes like somebody stole my wallet...”
FRANK IERO:
"People were like 'What are you gonna call it?' And we were like 'My Chemical Romance.' And they were like 'Fuck, that's good.'"
"If I revealed my secret identity, the world would go to shit."
MIKEY WAY:
"We're metal in the sense that we've a lot of metal on our instruments. Gerard and I have quite a lot of metal on our belt buckles as well."
"I could eat my body weight in sushi!"
"We're very attractive to them because we dress like homeless people."
“There’s Less Violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops”
"We're definitely a band that wants to save your life."
"We wanted to make music that impacted peoples' lives."
RAY TORO:
"I have a lot of experience with making fake helmets out of foil."
"I enjoy cupcakes, therefore EVERYONE should enjoy cupcakes."
Bob Bryar:
"People tell me that whenever there's a camera around, I tend to go the other way. Or I kick it. Or I smash it."
"I get these urges to fuck off sometimes."
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“Hey listen up! All you rascists, sexists, homophobes, and just plain assholes… we have a message for you… GO THE FUCK HOME!”
GERARD:
( ) You're born in April
( ) You've been addicted to alcohol and/or drugs
( ) You're a born leader
( ) You love drawing and you do it well
(x) You love singing
(x) You don't take sh** from anyone
( ) You're afraid of needles
( ) You call your friends with their last names instead of their names
(x) You've got siblings and you love them
(x) You're the oldest child
Total: 4
RAY:
( ) You're born in July
(x) You play the guitar
(x) You've got a scar on your head
(x) You can't swim
( ) You've got a FRO!!!
( ) You're 6'1"
(x) You're shy
(x) You wear contact lenses
(x) You're called mastermind or the quiet genius
(x) People do/used to laugh at You
Total: 7
MIKEY:
( ) You're born in September
( ) You play bass
(x) You've got asthma
(x) You're near-sightened
(x) You wear glasses
(x) You feel an urge to stick a fork into a toaster
( ) You're seen as the lil kid/brother/sister of your family or mates
( ) You're the youngest sibling
( ) You're the skinnest in your group of friends
(x) You've put a heater IN the shower
Total: 5
FRANK:
( ) You're born in October
(x) You're the hyperest of your group
(x) You rattle on your guitar
(x) You're short
( ) You love tattoos AND piercing
(x) You're younger than all your friends
(x) You think homophobia is gay
(x)You mess with your friend's head
(x) You are seen as immature
( )You always have a pair of fingerless gloves on.
Total: 7
BOB:
( ) You're born in December
(x) You don't talk much
(x) You're born in a different part of the country, according to your friends
(x) You hate people filming you
(x) You prefer cats to dogs
( ) You play drums
(x) One of your friends messes with your head
(x) You are constantly irritated with one of your friends (but I love 'em anyway)
(x) You're scary when serious
(x) You zone out a lot
Total: 7
OMGLOL.
Retook it and I'm RayFrankBob. ;P
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Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Bring and use your own air freshener.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"
Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.
WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS!
1-Boil ice cream.
2-Bury your fathers Nissan. Tell your him the dog did it.
3-Challenge the neighbour kid to duel.
4-Climb a sidewalk.
5-Dial 911...breath heavily.
6-Donate your brother/sister's body to science.
7-Have your cat bronzed.
8-Hot wax the bottoms of your brother's dress shoes.
9-Join Hell's Angels by mail.
10-Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.
11-Learn to type...with your toes.
12-Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
13-Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins.
14-Mow your carpet.
15-Paint your home...day-glo orange.
16-Paint your windows.
17-Pinstripe your driveway.
18-Plant a shoe.
19-Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
20-Plot the overthrow of your local School Board.
21-Pour instant concrete in your brothers waterbed.
22-Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets.
23-Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)
24-Redecorate your garage.
25-Ride a loaf of bread.
26-See if you really can build a small nuclear device in your basement.
27-Speak in acronyms.
28-Take apart all your major kitchen appliances. Mix and match the parts.
29-Take your sofa for a walk.
30-Turn your TV picture tube upside down.
31. Flicker the light switch for about 5 minutes before saying very loudly "ooooooooooooooh! I get it!"
I thought it was funny what you said about spell check. I have Wiccan friends. Though unlike you they've never gone against my love of Christ and did anything to say they've hated him. Or tried to get me to join with them. I know you may get mad but if you wouldn't mind. Would you please just put your comment and not check the Hate it box. I'm very sorry to have bothered you like this, but to me when you do that it hurts GOD.
Clicks Hugs Vy