Likes... oreos soynuts rice crackers strawberries cats pandas hello kitty domo-kun skeleanimals gir hearts stars converse shoes hot topic black jeans bows black red twilight saga love that dog interview with the vampire (book&movie) vampires vampire knight meru puri bleach ouran high school host club paramore sonic youth mcr muse placebo antsy pants blue october breaking benjamin death cab for cutie blind melon fall out boy 30 seconds to mars flyleaf goo goo dolls green day him june hellogoodbye the killers jack johnson the hush sound linkin park m.i.a the moldy peaches panic! at the disco tom petty&the heartbreakers avril lavigne (shes not punk, but shes talented) evanescence debussy the host the phantom of the opera pine trees south dakota (i live there) cars fan fiction dinosaurs when edward/robert says "hang on, spidermonkey." edward cullen angela webber (i have a proud girl crush on her) alice cullen emmett cullen family friends wayne's world 1&2 juno love
Dislikes... girl scout cookies cherries blueberries dogs turkeys neighbors preps teachers pink nike gym math scary movies dogs sears jcpenny liers tv hanna montana spiders flies fishing birds jacob black billy burke haters dandelions pine pollen dirt california
Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
But Mommy, when I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye,
I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,
Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,
I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.
Mommy I ran as fast as I could,
When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,
And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."
In Loving Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
Pass this around,
I'd be happy if you could,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2)
Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are
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A good or best friend!
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!
Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901
Bella Swan: Clumsier than you since 1989
Carlisle Cullen: Smarter than you since 1640
Esme Cullen: More motherly than you since 1908
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Twilight related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is sitting on the edge of your bed and going "Omg! Edward did that in Twilight!". Crazy is eating nothing at lunch just so you can throw away everything uneaten like Alice did. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is sitting in about every desk in your English class because you and your friends wont stop talking about Twilight and Edward so then your teacher tries to separate you but it never works because the bond between Edward fans always bring you back together. Crazy is writing a fan fiction about how Edward is in love with you. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
Prisoner:
Cellblock:
If you want to say you've escaped from prison (cough)school(cough) then copy and paste the above in your profile, while adding a random three-digit number, and either A, B, C, or D. (A= Mass murderer, B=Crazy, C=Cannibal, and D=Stalker)
Prisoner: 595
Cellblock: C/D
The Twilight Saga is a Drug And We Are Proud To Be Addicted
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Breaking Dawn Quote of The Day (In order)
1. Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
Edward: "Why you don't you just tell me who wins?"
Alice: "I do. Excellent."
2. Bella: “Oh, Mike! How will I go on?”
3. Tanya: “Ah, Edward. I’ve missed you.”
4. Emmett: "Oooo, scary."
5. Bella: "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?"
6. Charlie: “Bells, we’re up to bat.”
7. Edward: "You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating."
8. Bella: "Why am I covered in feathers?"
9. Alice: "No one will dare to call you plain when I'm through with you."
Bella: "Only because they're afraid you'll suck their blood."
10. Edward: "Oops."
11. Renee: "Alice wouldn't let us do anything else. Every time we tried, she all but ripped our throats out."
12. Edward: “Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”
13. Rosalie: "Over my pile of ashes."
14. Edward: "You look so guilty-like you've committed a crime."
15. Sam: "This is not something our treaty anticipated. This is a danger to every human in the area."
16. Rosalie: "I'd like to beat you dead."
17. Jasper: "I can't understand. I can't bear this."
18. Seth: "You'll hurt her. Let her go."
19. Carlisle: "I've seen vampire venom work miracles, but there are conditions that even venom cannot overcome."
20. Jacob: "I'll kill you myself! I'll do it now!"
21. Bella: "Should I be afraid?"
Edward: "Terrified."
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